Santa is Watchin

Darling Son: I don’t want resin bran for breakfast!
Mean Papa: I’m sorry that’s what we are having today.
Darling Son: But I want something different!
Mean Papa: Me too, but that’s what WE are having this morning.
Darling Son: Then I’m NOT going to eat!
Mean Papa: Okay, get your coat and gloves on, the bus is coming.
Darling Son: You are the meanest Papa ever!

Is it too early to use “better behave, Santa is watchin?”